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And now, my friend, I must warn you. Though he has graduated from the Betty Ford Clinic, your bear has a history of wrecking people's lives. I didn't have the heart to include on the previous pages the pictures I took of the red and grey bears whoring themselves out for extra money they needed in order to buy the drugs and alcohol. I'll just say those pursuits involved a garter skirt, real nylons, and a $5000 tab a Victoria's Secret. Did I mention that both are male? Ok, just checking. Anyway, I hope you have found this site informational and intriguing, and I hope none of my other acquaintences stumble upon this by accident. I'll just say up front (or at the end?) that I was drunk throughout the production of this site. That should answer any and all questions, even though it's a lie. At the very least, I hope you appreciate your Christmas present, and I hope you enjoyed this little site I set up to accompany it. :) Cheers!! |
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