| *quotes* |
| "Me and Jim are gonna donate our pubes to cancer victims." -Travis |
| "Do you understand that when things come out of your mouth...THEY SHOULDN'T?!?!" -Mrs. Howe to Eddie Porter |
| "You know, I've never punted a cat." -Tim Eppler |
| "Your opinion is worth NOTHING!" -Mrs. Aschettino, taken totally out of context |
| "Heck no to techno!" -John Ligenza |
| "Your mother sucks Satan's red, firey WANG!" -Eileen |
| "Speaking of straight...I'm not!" -Alex |
| "Why do I feel like REM never recorded the Ruff Ryder's Anthem?" -Padraic |
| "So shines a good deed in a weary world." -Willy Wonka |
| "Seeing death, really seeing it, makes dreaming about it fucking ridiculous." -Susanna Kaysen in Girl, Interrupted |
| *good lyrics* |
| ""Why bother? It's gonna hurt me, it's gonna kill when you desert me. This happened to me twice before, it won't happen to me anymore." -Weezer, Why Bother |
| "We live in a beautiful world. Yeah we do, yeah we do." -Coldplay, Beautiful World |
| "Phew, for a minute there I lost myself, I lost myself." -Radiohead, Karma Police |
| "And you're my obsession, I love you to the bone." -Silverchair, Ana's Song |
| "And I promise you, I will treat you well, my sweet angel, so help me Jesus." -The Toadies, Possum Kingdom |
| "I saw something I was not supposed to see, a ghostly memory that keeps on haunting me, the kitchen door was open a crack, so naively we peeked inside...oh darling sister, have they hurt you? Have they hurt you...oh pretty baby they won't touch you, they won't touch you again. We will fix this incident." -Cursive, The Lament Of Pretty Baby |
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| *band names!* ~Tampons of Darkness ~The Ballistic Missiles ~Bionic Grannies ~Penis Garden ~Prositutes of Delaware ~The Camels Have Grown Fond of Igor ~Kamikaze Camels ~Satan's Meat ~Grandmother Explosion ~Hippo Vengeance ~Baffling Alliance ~Toxic Shock Syndrome ~Probably Innapropriate |
| ^these band names are all originals that me and my friends have made up. if any little fucker tries to steal em and the credit, we'll hunt you down, you piece of shit. |
| "I tried so hard and got so far, but in the end, it doesn't even matter." -Linkin Park, In The End |
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| "Dude- you guys shoulda seen what I blew outta my nose this morning...I was fuckin scared shitless. It wasn't just a booger, it was ALIVE." -Dave Keilty |
| "Martha, you have the capacity to be a telletubby." -Catie Neal |
| "Is there any chance you could ignore what I just did?" -John Nash in A Beautiful Mind |
| "Fuckin emo kids...." -my brother Jason |
| "All I can say is that my life is pretty plain, I like watching the puddles gather rain." -Blind Melon, No Rain |
| "Whenever people tickle me, I spontaneously urinate." -Hilarie |
| "Well when you're bleeding from your crotch, that's personal!" -Jill Cannon |
| "I'm gonna pump you fulla sunshine!!" -Mr. Gammons |
| "Don't tell Dan I frenched his chicken!!" -Hilarie |