Set all alarm clocks to fo off at 10 minute intervals throughout the day
Make a trail of orange juice on the ground leading to the rest rooms.
Go inside the dressing rooms, and after a long period of time, yell out "Does anybody have any toilet paper?!?"
Walk up to an employee and tell him in an official tone, "I'm ageng (insert name) and I think we've got a Code 3 in housewares. Better get over there."
In electronics, tune all the radios to a polka station, then turn them all off and turn the volumes to 10.
Take coconuts and cut them in half, then clap them together to make the sound of horses galloping while galloping through the mall
Challenge other shoppers to duesl with tubes of gift wrap.
Re-dress the mannequins as you see fit.
Try on the "ruby red slippers" in the childrens department while clanking your heels and saying "There's no place like home... There's no place like home..."
Test the fishing rods, and see what you can catch from the other aisles
Put M&M's on layaway.
Put on Billy Bob teeth and walk around the sporting goods department with the largest mouth guard. Go ask the emplyees if they have any larger guards
Move "Caution: Wet Floor" sings to carpeted areas
Set up a tent in the camping department; string up Christmas lights around it and tell others you'll only invite them in if they rbing pillows from Bed and Bath
Contaminate the entire auto department by sampling all the spray air fresheners.
Nonchalantly 'test' the brushes and combs in cosmetics
When someone asks if you need help, nehin to cry and ask,"Why won't you people just leave me alone?!?!?"
Look right into the security camera and suse it as a mirror while you pick your nose.
Take up an entire aisle in toys by setting up a full-scale battlefield with GI Joes vs. X-man
While handling the guns in the hunting department, suddenly ask the clerk if he knows where the anti depressants are.
Switch the men's and women's sings on the rest room doors
Dart around suspiciously while humming the theme from Mission:Impossible
Set up 'Valet Parking' sign in front of the store
Hide in the clothing racks, ans when people browse through, say things like "Pick me Pick me" and scare them into beliveing the clothes are talking to them
When an announcement come over the loudspeaker, assume the fetal position and scream, "NO! NO! It's those voices again!!!"
Go to an empy checkout stand and try to check people out
Drag a lounge chair on display over to the magazines and relax.
If the store has a food court buy a soft drink; explain howyou don't get out much, and ask if you they can put a little umbrella in it
Have a Star Wars Battle with the gift wrap; get other customers to join in
Ask for refils on the fries at McDonalds
