"Headaches are all in your mind"
"What's living if you don't pull down your shorts and slide on the ice?"-Louis Stevens
"One morning I shot an elephant in my pajamas, how he got into my pajamas I'll never know"-Groucho Marx
"Outside of a dog, a book is a man's best friend. Inside of a dog, it's too dark to read"-Groucho Marx
"The trouble with women is they get all excited over nothing--and then marry him"-Cher
"The right guy is out there, I just don't want to kiss a bunch of losers to get to him."-Never Been Kissed
"Life is like a beautiful melody, only the lyrics are messed up."
"I am desperately weary of contemplating the fact that I have nothing to contemplate except the weariness of haveing nothing to contemplate."-William Kennedy-Very Old Bones
"Do not meddle in the affairs of wizards, for they are subtle and quick to anger"-Fellowship of the Ring
"I enjoy talking to you. Your mind appeals to me. It resembles my own mind, except you happen to be insane."-O'Brien-'1984'-George Orwell
"People always think something's all true. I don't give a damn, except that I get bored when people tell me to act my age."-Holden Caulfield...this goes out to stupid Valerie. Now what???
"Once you are real you can't be ugly except to people who don't understand"-The Velveteen Rabbit
"Secretly, boring people are great whistlers."-Holden Caulfield
"I can appreciate a good butt, even on a guy."-Tom DeLonge of Blink-182
"You are what you eat, that makes me cheap, fast, and easy."--So I lied... big deal.
"There are some good things in life Mr. Frodo. And they're worth fight-in for."-Sam LORT2
"I like your waffles man"-David
"Life moves pretty fast, if you don't slow down once in a while you might miss it."-Ferris Bueller's Day Off (correct me if I'm wrong More)
