| Interview With Josh |
| Hey everybody! Welcome to my first writing. In this very first edition, I will be writing about boy bands. It's not the Backstreet Boys or New Kids on the Block or O-Town. I'm talking about one of the most irritating bands that have ever faced the world of music: N*SYNC. Man, I wonder if these guys ever stopped to realize that they impressed almost nobody. To make this writing a little bit different from all the future ones, I will be interviewing the creator of both "To Make You Stupider" and "Dr. Flamenburntadeath's Guide To Healthy Eats", my buddy Josh. - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - Ozzie: First of all, give us your definition of boy bands. Josh: Huh? What the hell? Ozzie: Uh yeah... that's great. Now name the boy band that you find the most annoying. Josh: S-CLUB 7. (Note from the webmaster: They aren't a boy band. The ratio of girls to guys is 4:3 but Josh can believe whatever he wants to believe.) Ozzie: Yes... a boy band... ok... they do bother me too. Now give N*SYNC a rating from 1-10. *dead silence* Ozzie: Ok............. Josh: I always thought that everyone was good at something until I heard of Justin Timberlake. Now I believe in nothing no more. I'm going to law school. Ozzie: NOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!! Ahem, now give the Backstreet Boys a rating. Josh: I give them a 3 because then the "I Want A Fat Babe" parody wouldn't exist (www.shockwave.com). Ozzie: (singing) "Queen of the All-U-Can-Eat-Buffet! I want a fat babe!" Hah! That parody was pretty funny. Ok, can you now get Dr. Flamenburntadeath to join this interview for a minute? Josh: No. Next question. Ozzie: Alrighty then! Last question. Do Britney and Justin go together? Josh: Why yes. They go together like lamb and tunafish. Ozzie: Lamb and tunafish? Josh: Or perhaps you'd like spaghetti and meatball? Would you be more comfortable with that anology? Uncle Cleatus: YEAH, CONSIDERING WE'RE IN CANADA! I MEAN, IF YOU DON'T LIKE SPAGHETTI AND MEATBALLS WHY DON'T YOU GET THE HELL OUT?!? Josh: Hey, I'll come down there and give you a crewcut, Meistor! Uncle Cleatus: Oh yeah? Show me your clippers. Josh: It's not my fault Dr. Flamenburntadeath is a lunatic! Uncle Cleatus: ...STOP YELLING AT ME! Ozzie: Ok... that was kinda wierd but anyways... uh... screw it! This interview's over! Producer: Uh, Ozzie, this interview's still going on. Ozzie: Oh yeah! And, in conclusion, I'll leave you with this thought, "What is the point of pop rock?". And I'm kinda pissed at the fact that Uncle Cleatus broke my window by throwing a bowl of spaghetti and meatballs through it. Now who the hell's gonna pay for all this broken glass? Josh: Charge it to mysimon.com! |