How To Impress
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How To Impress A Woman: Wine her, dine her, hug her, call her, support her, hold her, surprise her, compliment her, smile at her, listen to her, laugh with her, cry with her, romance her, believe in her, respect her, cuddle with her, shop with her, give her jewellery, buy her flowers, hold her hand, write love letters to her, go to the end of the Earth and back again for her.

How To Impress A Man: Show up naked, bring food.
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