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A woman goes to the doctor and asks his help to revive her husband's sex drive. "What about viagra?" asked the doctor. "Not a chance," said Mrs. Murphy, "he won't even take aspirin for a headache." "No problem,", replied the doctor, "Drop it into his coffee, he won't even taste it. Try it and come back in a week and let me know how you got on."

A week later, Mrs. Murphy returned to the doctor and he inquired as to how things went."Oh, it was terrible, just terrible, doctor." "What happened?" asked the doctor. "Well, I did as you advised and slipped it in his coffee. The effect was immediate. He jumped straight up, swept everything off the table while ripping my clothes off and then proceeded to make passionate love to me on the tabletop. It was terrible."

"What was terrible?" asked the doctor, "Was the sex not good?" "Oh no, doctor. That was the best sex I've had in 25 years, but I'll never be able to show my face in McDonald's again."