One day a teen was laying on the front lawn naked when her mother approached and asked, "Honey, what in the world are you doing?" The teen said, "I'm wearing my favorite outfit." The mother then asked, "Why?" and the daughter replied, "Because I haven't done it in a while." "Oh wow!", said the mother, "maybe I should do that."
So, the mother goes into the house and lies on the bed naked when her husband walked in and asked, "Honey, what in the world are you doing?" The mother said, "I'm wearing my favorite outfit because I haven't done it in a while." The husband replied, "Your outfit needs to be ironed." |