| Meet the Trotter gang! |
| Uncle Albert |
| Grandad |
| Born: 9.7.1909 Occupation: An out-of-work lamp-lighter waiting for gas to make a comeback. Also a former trainee chef at the Peckham Ear, Nose and Throat hospital and gun-runner during the Spanish Civil War Marital Status: Widowed History: In 1924, he was sacked from the council for wallpapering over a serving hatch. In1936 he was deported from Spain and all her territories and dominions for gun-running. Personality: So lazy that he once made the front page of the Lancet for being the only living man in history to be treated for rigor mortis. |
| Born: 19.11.1920 Occupation: Ex-seaman, earns money via falling down pub cellars - nicknamed the ferret Marital Status: Married Ada. She was a beautiful woman - a bit like Ginger Rogers. But the last time Albert saw her, she looked more like Fred Astaire History: No fixed address but always comes back - 'boomerang Trotter.' Went to stay with Gillian because her husband was on nights. 6 months later she set fire to the house, with him inside! Rodney's Verdict: 'Every sigle ship he sailed on either got torpedoed or dive-bombed! 2 of them in peacetime! That man is a jinx!' Del's verdict: He looks like 'Captain Birdseye' and his laugh sounds like 'someone trying to push-start a Lada' |
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