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SERIES 1.

Big Brother - Del's confident that he's on to another winner with Triggers consignment of Old English vinyl briefcases. Rodney considers leaving Trotters Independent Traders to get a real job.

Cash and Curry - Del's swooping in on a deal of a lifetime - it could keep them in pilau rice forever. All he has to do is get hold of a poxy statue...trouble is, he hasn't reckoned on a touch of gang warefare!

Go West Young Man - Rodneys depressed: Mickey Pearce has moved in on his bird - Monica of fat thighs - and life isn't exactly a social whirl! Del has the solution - they'll be millionaires in a year, cue his smooth friend Boycie and a very dodgy deal.

The Second Time Around - Del rekindles passion with old flame Pauline and it looks like wedding bells are in the air again. But Rodney knows what happened to her first two husbands.

A Slow Bus to Chingford - Del has a dream - the Trotter corporate skyscraper, rising majestically against the Peckham skyline. So it's time for the latest money making scam - Trotters Ethnic Tours!

The Russians are Coming - The treat of nuclear war looms over Peckham. What will become of the Nag's Head if the Russians attack? One thing's guaranteed, the Trotters will be sitting pretty in their DIY shelter.

Christmas Crackers - It's anthracite roast potatoes and green stuff all around - Grandad's cooking dinner! Trouble is, Rodney's in danger of dying of boredom. Until the glittering attractions of Monte Carlo Club beckon.


SERIES 2.

The Long Legs of the Law - Rodney starts besmirching the good reputation of the Trotter family by dating a policewoman.

Ashes to Ashes - Del's busy selling Triggers gran's genuine antique urns. Trouble is, one of them is Trig's grandad's last resting place!

A Losing Streak - Del and Boycie are set to play the biggest poker game Peckham's ever seen...but what exactly has Boycie got up his sleave?

No Greater Love - Rodney's got himself a bird at last! Unfortuately she's no spring chicken, and her jailbird husbandis about to be released!

The Yellow Peril - Del's got a job painting a Chinese restuarant - but is he wise to get some help from Rodney "Leonardo" Trotter?

It Never Rains - The Trotter family holidayis underway when Grandadruns into a bit of trouble with the Spanish police!

A Touch of Glass - Del introduces the Dresdon-collecting aristocracy to some North Korean porcelain and his chandelier cleaning service.

Diamonds are for Heather - It's Christmas in Peckham and Del's fallen hook line and sinker for the lovely Heather.


SERIES 3.

Homesick - Lugging the shopping up those 12 flights of stairs is proving too much for Grandad. The doctor recommends a new council bungalow for the Trotter family. Over to Rodney, the new chairman of the housing committee.

Healthy Competition - Rodney's decided to go it alone and leave Peckham's own multinational conglomerate - Trotters Independent Trading. By the end of the week he's already concerned the market in used lawn mower engines and with Mickey Pearce as his Financial Director, the sky's the limit!

Friday the 14th - Del, Rodney and Grandad are Cornwall bound to Boycies cottage and a spot of salmon poaching. Should be a doddle of a weekend's jolly, if you leave out the bit about the mad axe salmon fisherman killer, who's just escaped from the local institute, that is...

Yesterday Never Comes - Del's into art dealing in a big way, especially when it invloves a "Posh Tart" like the glamourous Miranda. Has she really been wooed by his tequila sunsets or are her motives rather more mercenary?

May the Force Be with You - A ripple of panic runs through the Nag's Head. Del's old school enemy Slater is back in town, hell bent on revenge and brandishing his police badge!

Wanted - Watch out! The Peckham Pouncer's about! Alias Rodney Trotter...? Surely there must be some mistake? Try telling that to Rodney, London's most wanted criminal!

Who's a Pretty Boy - Move over Leonardo! The Trotter decorating business is on the roll again! This time they're doing a favour for Denzil. Thier instructions are simple: Don't eat the fruit or turn the TV and stay out of the kitchen...so what's happened to Busby, the canary?

Thicker Than Water - 'Tis certainly the season to be jolly and it's Grand Marnier and grapefruit all around when Del and Rodney's dad comes back to the fold after 18 years. Until he begins to cast doubt on Del's filial integrity, that is...


SERIES 4.

Happy Returns - Rodney's in love with Debbie from the newsagents. Could this mean the end of his dirty magazine fetish? Trouble is, she's only 19, and 19.5 years ago Del was pretty friendly with her mum June!

Strained Relations - Grandad's funeral brings relations from as far away as North London, including Uncle Albert whose intentions leave Del feeling "like a turkey who's caught Bernard Matthews grinning at him!"

Hole in One - Rodney's none to shrewd investment in suntan oil during "the worst winter in two million years" demands emergency measures and Uncle Albert decides it's time to display his own talent - that of falling down holes without any real injury.

It's Only Rock and Roll - Instead of Albert 'all, Rodney's pop group were heading for "sod 'all" until Del discovered their commercial potential. As usual, it doesnt quite work out as they'd like.

Sleeping Dogs Lie - Del is on to a great new money making scheme - looking after Boycie and Marlene's new puppy Duke for a steal at �60 a week. A bit of old Pedigree Chum and they should be away. Then Duke falls ill.

Watching the Girls Go By - Rodders is desperate to find a woman for a party at the Nag's Head. This time he's got a bet with Mickey Pearce, and Del's gonna make sure he wins!

As One Door Closes - When the bottom falls out of louvre doors, times get hard for the Trotters. But nature will find a way as Del and Rodders go butterfly collecting!


CHRISTMAS SPECIAL 1985.

To Hull and Back - It sounded pretty kushti. �15,000 to collect some diamonds from Asterdam for Boycie and Abdul- with just a few snags. There's some dodgy geezer called Van Cleef at the Dutch end, Chief Inspector and his boys in blue home and the small matter of a bloody great customs hall in the middle! So what will happen to the Trotters on this over sea adventure? and what will happen to the diamonds?


SERIES 5.

From Prussia with Love - When a German damsel turns up in the Nag's Head she's definately in distress - and nine months pregnant at that! Rodney's all beer and sympathy but Del's got an idea - could this be the answer to Boycie and Marlenes dreams of a child...and a golden opportunity to make a few bob along the way?

The Miracle of Peckham - Del reckons he's discovered a miracle. The statue of the Virgin Mary at the local church has been spotted weeping. He soon has the cream of the worlds media paying them to film the event - and, of course it's nothing at all to do with a leaky roof.

The Longest Night - A robber makes a raid on the local supermarket just as Del and family are out shopping. Whats worse - Del sold him a duff watch down the market and it's that thats got them into trouble in the first place!

Tea for Three - Look out! Del's tampered with the sunbed controls and Rodney's seeing red - literally! He'll hardly wow Triggers loevly niece, Lisa, with his good looks now - which leaves the way clear for Del himself. But revenge should certainly be sweet when he volunteers Del for a spot of hand-gliding!

Video Nasty - Rodney has gained a grantfrom the local council to create a community film and Del soon see's it's earning potential. Mickey Pearce on the other hand see's the chance to make a far dodgy type of movie!

Who Wants to be a Millionaire - Del's old pal Jumbo Mills is back with tales of his booming business in Australia. What's more, he wants Del to go back "down under" with him as his partner in the enterprise. Could Del really leave Peckham for good?


CHRISTMAS SPECIAL 1986.

A Royle Flush - Del decides a visit to the opera is the perfect opportunity for Rodders to impress his new girlfriend, the daughter of the Duke of Mallbrey. However, munching a packet of crisps through the duet and whistling along to the aria, is more Peckham Astoria than Covent Garden. So when she invites him to a shooting weekend, he hardly needs Del to arrive, enter the clay pigeon shoot with a borrowed sawn-off shotgun, and confide in the Duke's daughter and his brother in "Country Life, The Times and the Peckham Echo."


CHRISTMAS SPECIAL 1987.

The Frog's Legacy - Del, Rodders and Uncle Albert travel down south to Triggers nieces wedding, when at the party Del bumps into Trig's Aunt Renee. Del finds out an old family friend "Freddie The Frog" left the family some gold bullion (The Frogs lagacy), so does this mean at last, the Trotters will become millionaires?


CHRISTMAS SPECIAL 1988.

Dates - Del joins a dating agency, and finds himself dating an "actress sort" named Raquel, and he takes her on a date to a posh hotel. The same day Rodnet gets a date with Nervous Neris and he takes her for a spin in the three-wheeler! So how will the dates go?


SERIES 6.

Yuppy Love - 80's fever is spreading fast! Del's on the up and up - into the exciting world of red braces and yupy shirts. MeanwhileRodney's pulled a classy new girlfriend called Cassandra. But what will she think of Nelson Mandela House?

Danger UXD - Just faking a signature on a delievery note means that Del can tke possession of 50 dolls for absolutely nothing. The only problem is that "Lusty Linda" and "Erotic Estelle" are not exactly what he had in mind!

Chain Gang - The opportunity to buy 250 18-carat gold chains from a retired jeweller, Arnie, is something Del can't resist. Everything is fine until Arnie is taken seriously ill just as the deal is about to be sealed and Del is left feeling that all that glitters...

The Unlucky Winner is... - Rodney has won a holiday for three in the Mediterranean, courtesy of Del and the Megaflakes drawing competition. The only snag is he's got to pretend to be fourteen years old all week!

Sickness and Wealth - Excruciating stomarch cramps and a constant diet of health salts might drive some people to visit the doctor, but not Del. Oh no, he's only suffering from that scrouge of all serious yuppies, PMA. (Positive Mental Attitude!)

Little Problems - With his diploma in computer science, new job in Cassandra's father's firm and impending marriage, Rodney's certainly on the up. But meanwhile, Del's got himself into a bit of bother over some hooky mobile fones with the less than understanding Driscoll brothers!


CHRISTMAS SPECIAL 1989.

The Jolly Boys' Outing - All the males of Peckham go on their yearly trip (The Jolly Boys' Outing) down to Margate. Rodders gets arrested for kicking a ball at a policemanm, which holds the trip up over night, this gives all the boys a chance to go to a club, where Del meets up with Raquel again! But Rodney jumps to conclusions about Cassandra...but what happens?


CHRISTMAS SPECIAL 1990.

Rodney Come Home - When Cassandra finds more time more interest in the bank's badminton club than in her husband's dietary distress, Rodders decides to return to the Trotter nest. But just as Del's romantic room-sharing plans begin to yield fruit, disaster strikes: Rodney succeeds in asking the bird from the exhaust centre to the pictures. Del Boy decides that Cassandra must be told the truth - it's the least a loving brother could do...or is it?


SERIES 7.

The Sky's the Limit - Boycie's new satellite dish has been stolen and he asks Del to try to buy it back from whoever has nicked it. What he doesnt realise is that the satellite dish on his balcony isn't Boycie's one at all and thats it is the main cause of all the chaos at Heathrow Airport!

The Chance of a Lunchtime - Rodders loses his job in true plonker style and Del's dream of shifting a thousand "National Anthem" musical doorbells is by-past his greatest dream coming true.

Stage Fright - Del's plan to achieve millionaire status moves up a gear with the chance to supply the cabaret at the Starlight Rooms. With Raquel dusting off her vocal chordsin the kitchen and Trig's mate Tony the singing dustman, waiting in the wings, everything's sorted until Del discovers the extent of Tony's vocal range!

The Class of '62 - A Dockside Secondary Modern class of '62 reunion in the Nag's Head signals Roy Slater's return to Civvy Street. Just as Trig, Del, Boycie and Denzil begin to believe that he has really changed for the better, Del discovers the real reason for his return!

He Ain't Heavy, He's My Uncle - Albert is pumping iron and looking like a born-again Teddy Boy, while Rodders' drinking bouts leave him looking like the dead. Del attempts to pamper the pregnant Raquel by buying a bargain banger from Boycie and Albert gets mugged on his way home from the over-60's club!

Three Men, A Woman And A Baby - Del's about to become a father but even that can't cheer Rodney up. Not even one of Del's new ponytail wigs could enhance his image in Cassandra's eyes.


CHRISTMAS SPECIALS 1991.

Part 1: The American Dream - INFORMATION COMING SOON!

Part 2: Oh, to Be in England - INFORMATION COMING SOON!


CHRISTMAS SPECIAL 1992.

Mother Nature's Son - When Del finds out just how much bottles of mineral water sell for, he decideds to "discover" his own spring on Grandad's old allotment. It's not long before buisness is booming in Peckham Spring Water and the Trotters have money rolling in. But how long will it be before anyone realises thats it's really only tap water? Not long...there's a chemical leak in the local reservior!


CHRISTMAS SPECIAL 1993.

Fatal Extraction - Marital affairs have taken a turn for the worse for the Trotter's. Rodney finds himself exhausted by Cassandra's punishing schedule, while Del finds himself single again! Late nights and a glass too many Harvey Wallbangers have left his marriage on the rocks. Not that it worries the carefree Trotter, he's pulled at the dentists and is on to a winner with his latest Russian imports - infa-red, see-in-the-dark video cameras!


CHRISTMAS SPECIALS 1996.

Part 1: Heroes and Villains - Del is stuck with 125 unpredictible Latvian radio alarms and a boxful of baseball caps "that even East 17 fans wouldn't wear," the council have rejected his home improvement grant application and Rodders is on a sex programme that would leave Roger Rabbit knackered... But when our fancy-dressed caped crusaders turn street vigilantes, they find that being on the right side of the law has it's own rewards.

Part 2: Modern Men - With help of a new man's manual, Del is learning to give attention to Raquel - if only she'd stop talking while he's trying to read. Meanwhile Rodders, "accustomed to the security of an irregular wage", is applying for a new job. Can the Trotters business empire survive without him?

Part 3: Time on our Hands - It seemed the usual Trotter farce: Raquels parents visiting for dinner, Rodney doing a stock take (artificial leg, Showaddywaddy LPs)... Then Raquels antique dealing father makes a discovery in the lock up. Before you can say "this time next year Rodders..." our heroes are in Sotheby's about to realise their dreams and finally become MILLIONAIRES!


CHRISTMAS SPECIAL 2001.

If Only They Could See Us Now... - The Trotters are now living millionaire lifestyles in Monte Carlo, when suddenly their American investments go bust and they suddenly find themselves bankrupt and back in good old Peckham. So now they need money and quickly, so Del decides to enter the new TV programme "The Gold Rush". He doesn't do to well and comes away with nothing, thanks to Rodders! And also in this christmas special, maybe Rodney will finally get Cassandra to dress up for him!!! ;o)

PLEASE NOTE - All the above descriptions of the episodes are taken from the reverse of the Only Fools & Horses videos!!!

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