| THE SAGA BEGINS |
| I was born the day of July 5th, 1986. The skys blackened, the ground shook, and out crawled I, the bastard son of satan. I don't feel comfortable sharing my life story with internet zombies so here is a list of things i like... i like apples i like Ska music i like Sarah i like to skateboard i like to watch people skateboard i like to eat i like blueberry pancakes i like sciency stuff i liked your mother i like to fuck the bitches, slap the hoes i like to sleep and i like you :) |