| The Everchanging Editorial |
| IF SWALLOWED: Call a doctor or get medical attention. Do not induce vomitting or give anything by mouth to an unconsious person. Drink promptly a large quantity of milk, egg whites, gelatin solution, or if these are not available, drink large quantities of water. Avoid alcohol." This can be read on the black of any can of Clorox Disinfectant. Now what the hell is this. Are they telling me disinfecting my inner extremeties and keeping them country fresh is hazardous to my health? I hope not, cleanliness before godliness and sharp abdominal pains are a small price to pay. I'm sure the bit about unconsious vomitting is a dissapointment to you aneorexics out there, and I feel your pain. What kind of world do we live in where a man can't die in dignity by choking on his own vomiting whilst unconsious from ingesting relatively large amounts of household disinfectents?? I say boycott Clorox as there are taking away our basic rights! AND I HATE EGG WHITES!! |