Elementalist age 17
"I'm going to be the best!... the best what though, I'll get back to you on that."
Ninja age 97
"Ninja are awesome. I been a ninja for <cough> *hack* (wheeze...)
Psychic age 15
"Love and justice will always triumph! Except when I fall over."
priest age 80
"Yes. I know I killed him. But the damn bastard didn't deserve to live anyway.
Exorcist, age 30
"No, I DO NOT combine my nun-chucks with my giant kickbutt sword. That's dumb."
???
"Everyone believes I'm dead. I appear in some flashbacks though."
Exorcist, age 19
"Great spirits, please grant me a quick merciful death so that I may be free from these idiots."
Thief, age 20
"I would be able to steal more... if only my dazzling good looks didn't make me more noticeable. Hahahaha!!!"
???
Hey, I can't help it if I'm evil. World Domination is just my thing. That's all.
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"Sigh... what fools these mortals be."