McDonalds
Ok, this may be a little late, but I love to rant so here goes. Recently, someone sued McDonalds because because they became obese. No really. Apparently it was McDonald's fault that they became fat. I'm a big guy I was up to 230lbs last year around this time, and I feel kinda silly for not thinking of it first. For some reason I was under the stupid misconception that it was my fault I ate the double quarter pounder with cheese extra value meal. I know, hard to believe, but something inside me made me think that I had a choice in it. Well thank God for the american people who enlightened me and made me realize that I had nothing to do with over eating, it was all McDonald's fault! I mean, they weren't so obvious as to have Grimmace force fries down my throat while the Hamburgler held a gun to my head, although I do understand that it is a common occurance in some latin american countries, but that doesn't absolve them of the true evil behind super sizing. Shame on McDonald's! At least put a label on your food that says "Harmful if Swallowed" or "Warning: Eating food may make you fat". On behalf of Americans everywhere, I would like to formally ask that you take responsibility for making me fat, as I had no choice in getting the apple pie after being full.