Becoming a Man

     So I went to get my new drivers license yesterday since it expired. I do my vision test, they hand me some paperwork…

Drivers License Girl: "Look this over, and if everything is correct, sign it and hand it back in"

I start looking through the paperwork, which I normally don't really do, I just assume it's right…
Name: Dennis Rene Stalnaker
Height: 6'1
Weight: 201
Gender: F
Address: 5255 Zachary Grove #204
….

Gender: Female?

Me: "I'm a boy"
Drivers License Girl: "Huh?"
Me: "I'm a boy, or at least I was last time I checked… I think I've always been a boy. I'm sure I had blue booties as a kid"
Drivers License Girl: "Let me see that. Well your old license says your female. Our records here say your a woman."
Me: "Can I get that changed?"
Drivers License Girl: "Well they do that sort of thing in Trinidad…"
Me: "Well, is there a cheaper way? Like couldn't we just change the F to an M?" Drivers License Girl: "Well yah, but then I'd have to reprint the temporary Drivers License."

So anyway, in case you were curious, I am now officialy a man!

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