People keep asking me why I have the Brain on my desk, but no Pinky... well, here's my answer. While I was still going to Pikes Peak Community College I decided to enter my own candidate into the Student Body President elections, and my candidate was of course, The Brain. I started my campaign a bit late in the race, like about two days before the election, but I did manage to print up a couple banners and letters reading, "Vote Brain for President: It's all part of an elaborate plot to take over the world." Unfortunately, corruption exists in our public schools, and I believe the election was fixed. The tally came back and they hadn't even bothered to count the votes for Brain.