Matthew Phelps

#17 LACS

10. penalties will not go on your permanent record

9. better things can be done with hands

8. referees can't be bought

7. tackling is done without pads

6. permanent physical damage is rare

5. use of head is optional

4. cleats leave scars

3. blood stains are easily covered by grass stains

2. 4 billion hooligans can't be wrong

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