JULY 25th 2003:
Updated the web page a bunch of times... Just didn't feel like adding some new news.... Eh oh well. Got a brand new song done and ready to be played at the Desert on Sunday. Threw up some band bios and a few new pics... Even put down the lyrics to five of our shitty songs... What the hell is this? Huh? Being all organized and accomplishing things. This can't be the One Handed Suicide I know and hate. Bah oh well. Just another day sitting at the cp waiting for something exiciting to happen... And waiting and waiting and waiting.........

JULY 8TH 2003:
Web page put up and your mom at the door. Pizza's here to and we are playing a few shows. Mostly Sundays at the Rain Desert in Danielson. Come watch us play mother fuckers. Maybe the fucking bassist won't break a string this time. Meh should be starting a home recorded demo soon ... Rock out with your cock out and pick one up when  we finish in a few weeks. Keep checking  up on the page for news and shit. Should be updated every few days or so. Pogo show coming soon.....

December 2nd 2003:
After some restructureing of the band, we have a new line up. It is with a heavy heart we wish to inform all of our fans that Amy will no longer play with O.H.S.  We are working on trying to put together some new shows and stuff .......... Check us out later to see whats new.