World Records
MOST
SEMEN SWALLOWED
Michelle
Monahan had 1.7 pints of semen pumped out of her stomach in Los Angeles in July
1991.
LONGEST
PUBES
Maoni
Vi of Cape Town has hair measuring 32 inches from the armpits and 28 inches from
her vagina.
MOST
CAVERNOUS CROTCH
Linda
Manning of Los Angeles could, without preparation, completely insert a
lubricated American football into her vagina.
ZITS
In
July 1987, Carl Chadwick of Rugby, England, squeezed a zit and projected a
detectable amount of yellow pus a distance of 7ft 1inch.
WORST
DRINK
The
most horrible drink to be considered a beverage and safely drunk is Khoona. It
is drunk by Afghani tribesmen on their wedding night and consists of a small
amount of still-warm very recently attained bull semen.
It
is believed to be a potent aphrodisiac.
MOST
OFFENSIVE COCKTAIL
This
is available from a few select bars in New York. It contains tomato juice, a
double shot of vodka, a spoonful of French mustard and a dash of lime. It is not
mixed, but served with a tampon(unused) instead of a cocktail umbrella and is
known as a 'Cunt Pump'.
GREATEST
DISTANCE ATTAINED FOR A JET OF SEMEN
Horst
Schultz achieved 18 ft 9 in with a 'substantial' amount of seminal fluid. Healso
hold the records for the
greatest
height (12 ft 4in) and the greatest speed of 42.5 mph.
LONGEST
TURD
The
longest dump ever verified was produced by an American, who produced a
'staggering turd' over a period of 2 hr 12 mins which was officially measured at
12 ft 2in. The offender is banned from 134 washrooms in his state.
MOST
PROLONGED FART
Bernard
Clemmens of London managed to sustain a fart for an officially recorded time of
2 mins 42 seconds.