Why Men Pee Standing Up
THIS
ONE IS FOR THE "GIRLS" !!!
Seems
God was just about done creating the universe, but he had two extra things left
in his bag of creations, so he decided to split them between Adam and Eve.
He
told the couple that one of the things he had to give away was the ability to
stand up while urinating. "It's a very handy thing," God told the
couple. "I was wondering if either one of you wanted that very
ability."
Adam
jumped up and blurted, "Oh, give that to me! I'd love to be able to do
that! It seems a sort of thing a man should do. Oh please, oh please, oh please,
let me have that ability. It'd be so great! When I'm working in the garden or
naming the animals, I could just stand there and let it fly. It'd be so cool, I
could write my name in the sand. Oh please God, let it be me who you give that
gift to, let me stand and pee, oh please..."
On
and on he went like an excited little boy who had to pee.
Eve
just smiled and told God that if Adam really wanted that so badly,
that he should have it.
And
so Adam was given the ability to urinate while in a vertical position.
"Fine,"
God said looking back into his bag of leftovers. "What's left here?
Oh
yes,.................
BRAINS...."