A
couple, both age 78, went to a sex therapist's office. The doctor asked,
"What can I do for you?" The man said, "Will you watch us have
sexual intercourse?"
The
doctor looked puzzled, but agreed. When the couple finished, the doctor said,
"There's nothing wrong with the way you have intercourse," and charged
them $50.
This
happened several weeks in a row. The couple would make an appointment, have
intercourse with no problems, pay the doctor, then leave.
Finally,
the doctor asked, "Just exactly what are you trying to find out?"
The
old man said, "We're not trying to find out anything. She's married and we
can't go to her house. I'm married and we can't go to my house. The Holiday Inn
charges $90. The Hilton charges $108. We do it here for $50, and I get $43
back from Medicare."