Weather Report
A Russian couple were walking
down the street in Moscow one night, when the man felt a drop hit his nose.
"I think it's raining",
he said to his wife.
"No, that felt more like
snow to me", she replied.
"No, I'm sure it was just
rain" he said.
Well, as these things go, they
were about to have a major argument about whether it was raining or snowing.
Just then they saw a Communist Party official walking toward them.
"Let's not fight about
it", the man said, "Let's ask Comrade Rudolph whether it's officially
raining or snowing".
As the official approached, the
man said, "Tell us, Comrade Rudolph, is it officially raining or
snowing?"
"It's raining, of
course", he replied, and walked on.
But the woman insisted: "I
know that felt like snow!", to which the man quietly replied: "Rudolph
the Red, knows rain, dear"