Vrrroooommmmm
An old lady in a nursing home is wheeling up and down the
halls in her wheelchair making sounds like she's driving a car.
As she's going down the hall an old man jumps out of a room and says,
"Excuse me ma'am but you were speeding. Can I see your driver's
license?"
She digs around in her purse a little, pulls out a candy
wrapper, and hands it to him. He looks it over, gives her a warning and
sends her on her way.
Up and down the halls she goes again. Again, the same
old man jumps out of a room and says, "Excuse me ma'am but I saw you cross
over the centre line back there. Can I see your registration please?"
She digs around in her purse a little, pulls out a store
receipt and hands it to him. He looks it over, gives her another warning
and sends her on her way.
She zooms off again up and down the halls weaving all over.
As she comes to the old man's room again he jumps out. He's stark naked
and has an erection!