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A
small white guy goes into an elevator, when he gets in he notices a huge black
dude standing next to him.
The
big black dude looks down upon the small white guy and says: "7 foot tall,
350 pounds, 20 inch dick, 3 pound left ball, 3 pound right ball, Turner
Brown"
The
small white guy faints !! The big black dude picks up the small white guy and
brings him to, slapping his face and shaking him and asks the small white guy.
"What's wrong?". The small white guy says; Excuse me but what did you
say?".
The
big black dude looks down and says "7 foot tall, 350 pounds, 20 inch dick,
3 pound left ball, 3 pound right ball, my name is Turner Brown"
The
small white guy says, "Thank god, I thought you said 'Turn around.'"