To Catch a Fly
A
woman walked into the kitchen to find her husband stalking around with a
fly-swatter.
"What
are you doing?" She asked.
"Hunting
Flies"
"Oh!,
have you got any?" She asked.
"Yep,
3 males, 2 females", he replied.
Intrigued,
she asked. "How can you tell?"
"3 were on a beer can, 2 were on the phone".