Three Nuns
Three nuns die and
go to heaven where they are met by St Peter at the pearly gates. St Pete says
"Ladies, you all led such wonderful lives, that I'm granting you six months
to go back to Earth and be anyone you want".
The first nun says
"I want to be Bo Derek," and POOF she's gone.
The second says
"I want to be Madonna," and POOF she's gone.
The third says
"I want to be Virginia Pepalini.".
St Peter looks
perplexed. "Who?" he says.
"Virginia
Pepalini" replies the nun.
St Peter shakes his
head and says "I'm sorry, that name just doesn't ring a bell.