Three Guys
Three
guys, an Englishman, a Frenchman and an American are out walking along the beach
together one day.
They
come across a lantern and a genie pops out of it.
The
American says, "I am a farmer, my dad was a farmer, and my son will also
farm. I want the land to be forever fertile in America."
With
a blink of the genie's eye, 'FOOM' - the land in America was forever made
fertile for farming.
The
Frenchman was amazed, so he said, "I want a wall around France, so that no
one can come into our precious country."
Again,
with a blink of the Genie's eye, 'POOF' - there was a huge wall around France.
The
Englishman asks, "I'm very curious. Please tell me more about this wall.
The
Genie explains, "Well, it's about 150 feet high, 50 feet thick and nothing
can get in or out."
The Englishman says, "Fill it up with water."