The Stud Farm
This guy owns a horse stud farm. One day a friend phones him up and says,
'there's this dwarf with a speech impediment I know, who wants to buy a horse, so I've sent him round to see you.'
Sure enough, the dwarf turns up. The owner asks him, 'do you want a male horse or a female horse?'
'A female horth', the dwarf replies. So the owner shows him a mare.
'Nith horth', says the dwarf, 'can I thee her eyth?'
So the owner picks up the dwarf to show him the horses eyes.
'Nith eyth', says the dwarf, 'can I thee her teeth?'
Again, the owner picks up the dwarf to show him the horses teeth.
'Nith teeth, can I see her eerth?' the dwarf says.
By now, the owner is getting a little fed up but again the owner picks up the dwarf to show him the horses ears.
'Nith eerth' he says 'now, can I see her twot?'
With this the owner picks up the dwarf and shoves his head deep inside the
horse's vagina, he holds him there for a second before pulling him out and putting him down.
The dwarf shakes his head and says, 'maybe I should we-fwaze that.