The Rabbi and the IRS
A
young hotshot gets a job with the IRS. His first assignment is to audit an old
rabbi. He thinks he'll have a little fun with the old rabbi, so he says,
"Rabbi, what do you do with the drippings from the candles?"
The
rabbi says, "We send them to the candle factory, and every one in awhile
they send us a free candle."
The
kid says, "And what do you do with the crumbs from your table?"
The
rabbi says, "We send them to the matzoh ball factory, and every once in a
while they send us a free box of matzoh balls."
The
kid says, "And what do you do with the foreskins from your
circumcisions?"
The rabbi says, "We send them to the
IRS, and every once in awhile they send us a little prick like you."