The Love Dress
The mother-in-law
stopped unexpectedly by the recently married couple's house. She rang the
doorbell and stepped into the house. She saw her daughter-in-law standing naked
by the door.
"What are you
doing?" she asked.
"I'm waiting for my husband to come home from work," the
daughter-in-law answered.
"But you're
naked!" the mother-in-law exclaimed.
"This is my love dress," the daughter-in-law explained.
"Love dress?
But you're naked!"
"My husband loves me to wear this dress! It makes him happy and it makes me
happy. I would appreciate it if you would leave because he will be home from
work any minute."
The mother-in-law
was tired of all this romantic talk and left. On the way home she thought about
the love dress. When she got home she undressed, showered, put on her best
perfume and waited by the front door. Finally her husband came home. He walked
in and saw her standing naked by the door.