The Frog
A
little boy about 12 years old is walking down the street dragging a flattened
frog on a string behind him. He came up to the doorstep of a house of ill repute
and knocked on the door. When the Madam answered it, she saw the little boy and
asked what he wanted.
He
said, "I want to have sex with one of the women inside. I have the money to
buy it, and I'm not leaving until I get it." The Madam figured, why not,so
she told him to come in
Once
in, she told him to pick any of the girls he liked. He asked, "Do any of
the girls have any diseases?" Of course the Madam said no.
He
said, "I heard all the men talking about having to get shots after making
love with Amber. THAT'S the girl I want."
Since
the little boy was so adamant and had the money to pay for it, the Madam told
him to go to the first room on the right. He headed down the hall dragging the
squashed frog behind him. Ten minutes later he came back, still dragging the
frog, paid the Madam, and headed out the door.
The
Madam stopped him and asked, "Why did you pick the only girl in the place
with a disease, instead of one of the others?"