The English Lesson
No
wonder the English language is so very difficult to learn. I sometimes wonder
how we manage to communicate at all!
We
must polish the Polish furniture.
He
could lead if he would get the lead out.
The
farm was used to produce produce.
The
dump was so full that it had to refuse more refuse.
The
soldier decided to desert in the desert.
This
was a good time to present the present.
A
bass was painted on the head of the bass drum.
When
shot at, the dove dove into the bushes.
I
did not object to the object.
The
insurance was invalid for the invalid.
The
bandage was wound around the wound.
There
was a row among the oarsmen about how to row.
They
were too close to the door to close it.
The
buck does funny things when the does are present.
They
sent a sewer down to stitch the tear in the sewer line.
To
help with planting, the farmer taught his sow to sow.
The
wind was too strong to wind the sail.
After
a number of injections my jaw got number.
Upon
seeing the tear in my clothes I shed a tear.
I
had to subject the subject to a series of tests.
How
can I intimate this to my most intimate friend?
She
could not live with a live mouse in the house.
It
was just a minute prick and over in a minute.
His
mistake was putting his left foot forward while putting.
We
would probably read more Shakespeare if we understood what we read.
There
was a bow tied in the ropes on the bow of the ship.
You
should spring that on us next spring!