Tell Me This.....
Why
does your gynaecologist leave the room when you get undressed?
If
a person owns a piece of land do they own it all the way down to the core of the
earth?
Why
can't women put on mascara with their mouth closed?
Is
it possible to brush your teeth without wiggling your ass?
Why
is it called Alcoholics Anonymous when the first thing you do is stand up and
say, 'My name is Bob, and I am an alcoholic'?
If
you mated a bulldog and a shitsu, would it be called a b++lshit?
Why
are they called stairs inside but steps outside?
Why
is there a light in the fridge and not in the freezer?
If
croutons are stale bread, why do they come in airtight packages?
Why
does mineral water that 'has trickled through mountains for centuries have a
'use by' date?
Why
do toasters always have a setting that burns the toast to a horrible crisp no
one would eat?
Is
French kissing in France just called kissing?
Who
was the first person to look at a cow and say, 'I think I'll squeeze these
dangly things here and drink whatever comes out'?
What
do people in China call their good plates?
Can
you sentence a homeless man to house arrest?
If
the professor on Gilligan's Island can make a radio out of a coconut, why can't
he fix a hole in a boat?
Why
do people point to their wrist when asking for the time, but not to their crotch
when they ask where the toilet is?