Taking a Pill
A
man has been suffering from constipation, and he goes to see his doctor about
it. "Don't worry," says the doctor, "I'll just give you these
suppositories, insert one into your rectum about every day at twelve.
I'll
put the first one in for you." The doctor does this, and the man leaves
feeling relieved that he will soon be rid of his rather embarrassing problem.
The
next day at twelve he tries to stick a suppository in himself, but he can't get
it far up enough to stay in, so he gets his wife to do it for him.
His
wife puts a hand on his shoulder and shoves the suppository up his arse. The man
suddenly breaks down crying.
"Oh come now, " she says, "It's not that painful, is it?" "No," he cries, "but I suddenly remembered that the doctor put two hands on my shoulders!"