Surgeons
Five
surgeons are discussing who makes the best patients to operate on.
The
first surgeon says, "I like to see accountants on my operating table,
because when you open them up, everything is numbered.
The
second surgeon responds, "Yeah, but you should try electricians! Everything
inside them is colour coded."
The
third surgeon says, "No, I really think the file clerks are the best;
everything inside them is in alphabetical order."
The
fourth surgeon chimes in, "You know, I like construction workers. Those
guys always understand when you have a few parts left over at the end, and when
the job takes longer than you said it would."
But
the fifth surgeon shut them all up when he observed, "You're all wrong.
Lawyers are the easiest to operate on. There's no guts, no heart, and no spine,
and the head and ass are interchangeable