Strange But True

 

'The stupids discover hair grows out of your ear' An Indian man claims he's a challenger to the record for the longest ear hair. A man from Madhya Pradesh currently holds the world record with hair stretching 10.2cm. But a farmer from Orissa state is now claiming he has hair growing 13cm from his ears.

 

An Argentinian allegedly killed his neighbour because the television technician refused to fix his TV. Neighbours said the man began banging on the technician's door in the early hours of the morning. It's reported the TV repair man was shot in the chest when he refused to leave his house in Florencio Varela.

 

A Colorado man, who, fleeing from police, decided to shoot back at the officers pursuing him but who forget to get his head out of the way before pulling the trigger.

He is now in critical condition with a gunshot wound to his face.  No shots were fired by the police

 

The Eyesto'rm Gallery in London whose "art" display by Damien Hirst, consisting of a pile of full ashtrays, beer bottles, soda cans, coffee cups and candy wrappers, all used, presumably worth some $7,000, which was thrown away by the gallery's cleaner who mistook it for a pile of full ashtrays, beer bottles, soda cans, coffee cups and candy wrappers, all used.

"As soon as I clapped eyes on it I sighed because there was so much mess.I didn't think for a second that it was a work of art - it didn 't look much like art to me," says Emmanuel Asare.  "So I cleared it all into bin-bags and dumped it."

And how did gallery bosses take this?

They apparently went wild when they realized their pile of junk was binned. They went down to their art supply storeroom (the garbage bin) and reclaimed the items.  Using photographs, they put everything back in place, probably smelling a whole lot more appropriately.  And they attached a "keep off" sign to the display.

 

And what is it you plan to do with those hostages?

A wannabe Los Angeles, California, bank robber who, having taken hostages during a bungled robbery, gave up when he came to realize that, one by one, all his hostages escaped through the front door and the bathroom window.

"He was on the phone, kind of looked around, and realized he had nohostages," said Sgt. David Nater.

 

Don't worry, you'll know where to find us.  We're the ones sitting in your seats all dumb and happy.

Two North Carolina burglars who, amongst other stolen items, took tickets to an upcoming basketball game from a home, according to police who arrested the two men in those ticket's seats at the basketball game.

 

In the Evil Parallel Universe, every one will soon be sick to death, literally, of their litigious society.

Because of the huge awards and the number of lawsuits constantly filed against doctors, medical malpractice insurance has risen fourfold in some states to close their practices.

In Las Vegas alone, more than 10% of the doctors are expected, by the summer, to quit or relocate, which will leave the city in a medical care crises as specialists disappear and trauma centers that treat emergencies close.

St. Paul Companies of Minnesota cited a nearly $1 billion loss just last year in their medical malpractice insurance business.  Now rates have gone up four or five times to as much to as much as $200,000 annually, which is more than most doctors earn.

A Nevada obstetrician, when her rates jumped from $37,000 to $150,000 a year had no choice but to move to California where awards for pain and suffering are capped at $250,000, leaving behind 30 pregnant patients.  Her insurance rate is only $17,000 per year in California.

Other states are experiencing similar problems with medical care facilities closing down, all due to malpractice awards being so high.

 

"It was like waiting for New Year, except we were all crying instead of celebrating."

Comment made by a Chilean man who, because of his doctor's bad handwriting, misread the comment  "patient fell - 13 hours" on his doctor's note (meaning that he fell at 1 PM), reading instead "patient dies - 13 hours."

The local health authority says they haven't ruled out introducing handwriting classes for doctors.

 

The following note accompanied a batch of tests sent to a New Zealand university:

"Important!!! For Paper xxxx, students have been incorrectly advised that calculators are permitted in this examination. However, there is not a single question in this paper involving any calculation for which a calculator will be required. Accordingly, calculators are permitted but are not applicable. We apologise for any inconvenience caused."

 

One pothole ruins $1.4 million and kicks off a full police alert.

When an armored car, carrying $1.4 million, hit a pothole in Glasgow, it set off an on-board anti-theft system that sprayed all the cash with indelible dye, ruining it, and then alerted the police who scrambled to the scene.

The money will be replaced.

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