Star Signs
How
many members of each astrological sign does it take to change a light bulb?
Aries:
Just one. You want to make something of it?
Taurus:
One, but just TRY to convince them that the burned-out one is useless and should
be thrown away.
Gemini:
Two, but the job never gets done -- they just keep arguing about who is supposed
to do it and how it's supposed to be done.
Cancer:
Just one. But it takes a therapist three years to help them through the grief
process.
Leo:
Leos don't change light bulbs, although sometimes their agent will get a Virgo
in to do the job for them while they're out.
Virgo:
Approximately 1.000000 with an error of +/- 1 millionth.
Libra:
Er, two. Or maybe one. No, on second thought, make that two. Ummm, is that OK
with you?
Scorpio:
That secret information can only be shared with the Enlightened Ones in the Star
Chamber of the Ancient Hierarchical Order.
Sagittarius:
The sun is shining, the day is young, we've got our whole lives ahead of us, and
you're inside worrying about a stupid burned-out light bulb?
Capricorn:
I won't waste my time with these childish jokes.
Aquarius:
Well, you have to remember that everything is energy, so.....
Pisces: Light bulb? There's a light bulb? What light bulb?