Size Matters
There
were 2 old-maid sisters... both virgins. It's Friday night and Gladys
looks at Betty and says, "I'm not going to die a virgin... I'm going out
and I'm not coming home 'til I'm no longer a virgin.!!!!!!!!!!"
Betty
says, "Well, make sure you're home by 10 so I don't worry about you."
10
o'clock rolls around and there's no sign of Gladys ... 11 o'clock ...12
o'clock... Finally about 15 after 1 the front door flys open. In runs
Gladys... straight to the bathroom. Betty goes and knocks on the door,
"Are you okay, Gladys??"
No
answer, so she opens the door and there sits Gladys with her panties around her
ankles, legs spread, and her head stuck between her legs looking at herself.
"What
is it, Gladys??? What's wrong?" asks Betty.
"Betty, it was 10 inches long when it went in ... and 5 when it came out. When I find the other half you're gonna have the time of your life!!!"