Remember Christmas for Entry
Three
men die in a car accident Christmas Eve. They all find themselves at the
pearly gates waiting to enter Heaven. On entering, they must present
something "Christmassy" to show they remember the holiday, or off to
hell they go.
The first man searches his pocket, and finds some Mistletoe, so he is allowed
in.
The second man presents a candy cane, so he too is allowed in.
The third man pulls out a pair of panties.
Confused at this last gesture, St. Peter asks, "How do these represent
Christmas?"
"They're Carol's."