Ready, Set…
A man was having problems with premature ejaculation so he decided to go to the
doctor. He asked the doctor what he could do to cure his problem. In response,
the doctor said, "When you feel like you are getting ready to ejaculate,
try startling yourself."
That same day the man went to the store and bought himself a starter pistol. All
excited to try this suggestion, he ran home to his wife. At home, he found his
wife was in bed, naked and waiting. As the two began, they found themselves in
the 69 position. The man, moments later, felt the sudden urge to ejaculate and
fired the starter pistol.
The next day, the man went back to the doctor. The doctor asked, "How did
it go?"
The man answered, "Not that well...when I fired the pistol, my wife peed in
my face, bit 3 inches off my penis and my neighbour came out of the closet with
his hands in the air!"
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