Poor Posh
Victoria
Beckham and her driver were cruising along a country road one evening when a cow
ran in front of the car. The driver tried to avoid it but couldn't - the cow was
killed.
Posh
told her driver to go up to the farmhouse and explain to the owners what
happened.
About
an hour later, the driver staggered back to the car with his clothes in
disarray. He was holding a bottle of wine in one hand, a cigar in the other and
smiling happily.
"What
happened?" asked Posh .
"Well,"
the driver replied, "the farmer gave me the wine, his wife gave me the
cigar, and their beautiful daughter made mad passionate love to me."
"My
God, what did you tell them?" asked Posh.
The driver replied: "I'm Victoria Beckham's driver, and I just killed the cow."