Pigging
heck
A
farmhand is driving 'round the farm, checking the fences. After a few minutes he
radios his boss and says, "Boss, I've got a problem. I hit a pig on the
road and he's stuck in the bull-bars of my truck. He's still wriggling - what
should I do?''
"In
the back of your truck there's a shotgun. Shoot the pig in the head and when it
stops wriggling you can pull it out and throw it in a bush."
The
farm worker says okay and signs off. About 10 minutes later he radios back.
"Boss
I did what you said, I shot the pig and dragged it out and threw it in a
bush."
"So
what's the problem now?" his Boss snapped.
"The
blue light on his motorcycle is still flashing."