Pickle Slicer
A
man came home from a hard day at work looking all hot and bothered.
His
wife said “Are you OK Love ?”
He
said “Well I’ve got a problem”
“What’s
that ?”
“Well
I’ve got this compulsion to stick my penis into the Pickle Slicer at work”
“Oh
please don’t do that” she replied “ You promise you won’t do that”
“Yes
of course I won’t”
Anyway
a couple of months go by when the man walks into the house all Ashen Faced.
His
wife concerned said “Are you OK Love ?”
“Well”,
he replies “You know that compulsion I told you about a couple of the months
ago
“Yes”
she replies
“Well
I did it, it put my penis into the Pickle Slicer”
“Oh
No” she says “what happened ?”
“I
got the sack”
“No,
with the Pickle Slicer ?”
“Oh,
She got the sack as well”