Paddy Army
Paddy
the Irishman was drafted by the Army, and on the first day as an enlisted man,
he was given a comb. The following day, the Army barber sheared all of his hair
off.
On the third day, the Army gave him a toothbrush. The next day, the Army dentist
yanked several of his teeth out.
On the fifth day, he was given a jock strap. That afternoon, Paddy disappeared,
and the Army is still looking for him.