What
is the best form of birth control after 50?
Nudity.
Why
is it so hard for women to find men that are sensitive, caring, and good looking
?
Because
those men already have boyfriends.
What's
the difference between a new husband and a new dog?
After
a year, the dog is still excited to see you.
What
makes men chase women they have no intention of marrying?
The
same urge that makes dogs chase cars they have no intention of driving.
What
do you call a smart blonde?
A
golden retriever.
What
is the quickest way to clear out a men's restroom?
Say,
"Nice Dick."
What
did the blonde say when she found out she was pregnant?
"Are
you sure it's mine?"
Why
do men find it difficult to make eye contact?
Breasts
don't have eyes.