At the Senior Citizen's
luncheon, an elderly gentleman and an elderly lady struck up a conversation
and discovered that they both loved to fish. Since both of them were
widowed, they decided to go fishing together the next day. The
gentleman picked the lady up, and they headed to the river to his fishing
boat and started out on their adventure.
They were riding down the river when there was
a fork in the river, and the gentleman asked the lady, "Do you want
to go up or down?"
All of a sudden the lady stripped off her
shirt and pants and made mad passionate love to the man right there in the
boat!
When he finished, the man couldn't believe
what had just happened, but he had just experienced the best sex that he'd
had in years.
They fished for a while and continued on down
the river, when soon they came up! on another fork in the river.
He asked the lady, "Up or Down?"
There she went again, stripped off her clothes, and made wild
passionate love to him again.
This really impressed the elderly gentleman,
so he asked her to go fishing again the next day She said yes, and here
they were the next day, riding in the boat when they came upon the fork in
the river, and the elderly gentleman asked, "Up or Down?"
The woman replied, "Down."
A little puzzled, the gentleman drove the boat
down the river when he came upon another fork in the river and he asked
the lady, "Up or Down?" She replied "Up."
This really confused the gentleman, so he asked,
"What's the deal? Yesterday, every time I asked you if you wanted to
go up or down, you made mad passionate love to me. Now today,
nothing!"
She replied, "Well! Yesterday I wasn't
wearing my hearing aid and I thought the choices were "FUCK or
DROWN!"