Old Graveyard
An Aussie, an Englishman and
an Irishman were stumbling home late one night and found themselves on the road
that led past the old graveyard.
"Come have a look over here", says the Aussie, "It's John Smith's
grave, God bless his soul, he lived to the ripe old age of 87."
"That's nothing", says the Englishman, "here's one named Dick
Jones. It says here that he was 95 when he died."
Just then, the Irishman yells out, "But here's a fella that died when
he was 145 years old!"
"What was his name?" asks the Aussie.
The Irishman lights a match to see what else is written on the stone marker, and
exclaims, "Miles, from Georgia.".