Nympho Beach
A
man fell asleep on the beach one day and the wind came up and blew sand all over
him until he was covered with only his big toe sticking out. A nympho was
walking down the beach, saw the toe sticking up, she pulled down her bikini
bottom and squatted over the toe. She humped away till she was satisfied, pulled
up her drawers and left. The guy woke up, brushed the sand away and left, not
knowing what happened.
The
next day his foot itched like hell, and had a sore on it. He went to the Doctor
and after an exam the doc told him he had syphilis of the big toe.
"Syphilis of the big toe?", he inquired, "isn't that rare."
The doc said "Yes, but if you think that's rare, I had a woman in here this
morning with athlete's Twat."