Nursery Rhymes

Jack and Jill

Went up the hill

to have a little fun.

Jill, that dill

Forgot her pill

and now they have a son.

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Mary had a little skirt

with splits right up the sides

and every time that Mary walked

the boys could see her Thighs

Mary had another skirt

it was split right up the front

...but she didn't wear that one very often

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Mary had a little lamb

Her father shot it dead.

Now it goes to school with her,

between two chunks of bread.

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Little Miss Muffet sat on a tuffet,

her clothes all tattered and torn.

It wasn't the spider that crept beside her,

But Little Boy Blue and his horn.

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Simple Simon met a Pieman, going to the fair.

Said Simple Simon to the Pieman,

What have you got there?

Said the Pieman unto Simon,

Pies, you d**khead.

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Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall

Humpty Dumpty had a great fall.

All the kings horses and all the kings men,

said "**** him, He's only an egg".

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Mary had a little lamb

It ran into a pylon.

10,000 volts went up it's a*s

and turned it's wool to nylon

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Georgie Porgy pudding and pie.

Kissed the girls and made them cry.

When the boys came out to play,

He kissed them too, cause he's funny that way.

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Old Mother Hubbard

Went to the cupboard

to fetch her poor dog a bone.

When she bent over

Rover took over,

And gave her a bone of his own.

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Little Boy Blew.

Hey! He needed the money.

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