Nursery Rhymes
Jack and Jill
Went
up the hill
to
have a little fun.
Jill,
that dill
Forgot
her pill
and
now they have a son.
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Mary
had a little skirt
with
splits right up the sides
and
every time that Mary walked
the
boys could see her Thighs
Mary
had another skirt
it
was split right up the front
...but
she didn't wear that one very often
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Mary
had a little lamb
Her
father shot it dead.
Now
it goes to school with her,
between
two chunks of bread.
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Little
Miss Muffet sat on a tuffet,
her
clothes all tattered and torn.
It
wasn't the spider that crept beside her,
But
Little Boy Blue and his horn.
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Simple
Simon met a Pieman, going to the fair.
Said
Simple Simon to the Pieman,
What
have you got there?
Said
the Pieman unto Simon,
Pies,
you d**khead.
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Humpty
Dumpty sat on a wall
Humpty
Dumpty had a great fall.
All
the kings horses and all the kings men,
said
"**** him, He's only an egg".
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Mary
had a little lamb
It
ran into a pylon.
10,000
volts went up it's a*s
and
turned it's wool to nylon
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Georgie
Porgy pudding and pie.
Kissed
the girls and made them cry.
When
the boys came out to play,
He
kissed them too, cause he's funny that way.
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Old
Mother Hubbard
Went
to the cupboard
to
fetch her poor dog a bone.
When
she bent over
Rover
took over,
And
gave her a bone of his own.
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Little
Boy Blew.
Hey!
He needed the money.