Two
Nuns.
There
are two nuns, walking back to the convent after a day away.
One
of them is known as Sister Mathematical (SM) and the other one is known as
Sister Logical (SL).
It
is getting dark and they are still far away from the convent.
SM:
Have you noticed that a man has been following us for the past thirty-eight and
a half minutes? I wonder what he wants.
SL:
It's logical. He wants to rape us.
SM:
Oh, no! At this rate he will reach us in 15 minutes at the most. What can we do?
SL:
The only logical thing to do of course is to walk faster.
SM:
It's not working
SL:
Of course it's not working. The man did the only logical thing. He started to
walk faster too.
SM:
So, what shall we do? At this rate, he will reach us in one minute.
SL:
The only logical thing we can do is split up.
You go that way and I'll go this way. He cannot follow us both.
So
the man decided to follow Sister Logical.
Sister
Mathematical arrives at the convent and is
worried what has happened to Sister Logical. Then Sister Logical arrives.
SM:
Sister Logical! Thank God you are here! Tell me what happened!
SL:
Logically, the man couldn't follow us both, so he followed me.
SM:
Yes, yes! But what happened then?
SL:
I started to run as fast as I could and, logically, he started to run as fast as
he could.
SM:
And?
SL:
Being more athletic than I, logically, he reached me.
SM:
What did you do?
SL:
The only logical thing to do. I lifted my dress up.
SM:
Oh, Sister! What did the man do?
SL:
Well, logically, he pulled down his pants.
SM:
Oh, no! What happened then?
SL:
Isn't it logical, Sister? A nun with her dress up can run faster than a man with
his pants down!!!
And
those of you who thought it would be dirty, Pray for forgiveness!